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I'll tell you where to go!
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Send me some food!

Due to unprecedented global demand, all Charlie the Dog merchandise has sold out. Not even one measly sticker or badge left! On the upside, there are three forty foot containers crossing the South China Sea absolutely dog- full of designer-dog merchandise for you to spend your ackers on!

 

Only 38 days 'til docking!